11 February 2014

Single Cougars Convention

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Single Cougars Convention
In August 2009, in Palo Alto, California, the first ever SINGLE COUGARS CONVENTION was held and the first (I'M GUESSING ANNUAL) Miss Cougar America Contest was held.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but in the video (AFTER THE JUMP), do the guys not sound like a bunch of frat boys who know that they're getting a sure thing? I mean, they talk about these women like pieces of aged beef and say things like "CAN TAKE A POUNDING" and "SHE GIVES ME AN ALLOWANCE, LIKE MOM."

Perhaps there's no secret that the thing that bonds cougars and the young fellows is sex, but for some reason, all of this sounds so, so, high school.

The best part of the video, by far, is the host, who says priceless things like, "...BUT LET'S NOT BEAT AROUND THE GRAY-HAIRED BUSH..." You gotta love this guy.

So if you're a cougar, or better yet, if you're a horny 20-year-old man, head off to the Single Cougars Convention next year and make sure to get your bang on.

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