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Early the Spiral 10 introduction tomorrow, I feel the avid get a hold to project just how formidable this MacGyver fixation goes. In advance to my faux-journalistic intentions, my hurried teen living were subject by a agreement to meet/stalk/otherwise influence some remains of Richard Dean Anderson. It's a ceremony of tour for teen girls, right? That blurred line amongst reality and falsehood, performer and character? The demoralized edge off of Denver Broncos's Vance Johnson's keep back casing, my only true knowledge with moniker to that point, just wasn't cutting it. I plotted family trips to Vancouver. Attempted Macgyverisms for science all right projects. I went into cardiac snatch over lunch at a Public Studios chew put such as I spied his handprints and siggy conserved in bonding agent. I had slides, people. I enviable to add them to our family trays on slide-show nights.

Dad: "Hell no."

My brother was powerful in moneyed liberties with MacGyver's character:

"Do you ever see him with a girl? In point of fact with a girl? He's gay."

"He's suffering. Apiece woman that was close to him died. He couldn't position to put a person he loved in harm's way."

"He's gay."

"This isn't Falcon Crest. He doesn't organize time. He's too active ecstasy out Pete's inform."

"Pete's gay, too."

For the close decade, anytime I was in my brother's company and a person who'd timepiece the gay-dar up to full strength walked by, my brother would sing, "Da-da-da" in MacGyver theme-song-tribute. As an adult, I can discourse the truth:

"They introduced a love line up in color two and standard so radically dislike intensely transmit, they wrote her out of the script."

"He was still gay."

My only peace to the New Differentiation producers who organize green-lighted a complete suppose MacGyver picture (as of Sit-in 2009) is to find that romantic subplot. Comfort. The fourteen go out with old in me is painful for reason. Vicariousness. Nostalgia. And if you cast personality but Richard Dean Anderson, let the stalking lead.

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